Overheard At The Dinner Table

Daddy: Lauren, who dressed you today? (Laughing at the highly colorful shirt...) What kind of shirt is this?!

Mama: Mia chose that outfit for LJ, daddy. But I think it's cute, what's wrong with it?

Daddy: Nothing, it's just...goofy...it's not...cool.

Mama: We shouldn't be raising our kids to be cool, though, right? She's a baby, not a cool kid!

Mia: I'm a cool kid. I'm a kid that's cool.



Later...


Daddy: You want a bite of my cinnamon toast, Mia?

Mia: Uhhh, yeah. (She bites.)

Daddy: You like it?

Mia: (Very seriously) Well...I don't like it, I just love it.

Daddy: Good - here's another bite...

Mia: No, I don't like it.