Something else romance is after 11 years of togetherness? Sarcastic. And trouble-making.
Scene: Justin and Sarah are watching an episode of Smallville (oh yes -- they are serious fans) in which Clark has to say goodbye to the meteor-infected Lana. He is rendered allergic to her, but fights his way through the anguish and torturous pain in order to kiss her one last, passionate time.
Sarah: *sighing with misty eyes; fishing for compliments* Would you fight your way through impossible pain and torture beyond measure just to kiss me?
Justin: *with deep emotion* Absolutely, baby. A million times over.
Sarah: *swooning*
Justin: In fact, I do it every morning when you roll over with morning breath. TORTURE.
End Scene.
Begin gut-punching.
Such a punk! This SO something my husband would say- and there would much gut-punching fir him, too!
ReplyDeleteHonesty. A great milestone in marriage. ;)
ReplyDeleteI know it's disloyal, but this post makes me ridiculously happy! Oh Justin -- !!
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