Monday, April 4, 2011

Who Says Cloudy Days Are Boring?

Meet Daddy Prince.  He's the sort of man who requires perfection from his coif, but can't be bothered to keep his leggings in decent repair.  He just doesn't have time for that sort of thing.  What he DOES have time for?


Wearing his kids.  Oh no, this Daddy Prince is not ashamed of his bundles of joy.  They're proudly displayed to the world as Daddy Prince passes by (because every Mommy Princess in the kingdom is -- if she's being honest -- going to be checking out his backside and appreciating his baggage). 


But I suspect that at least part of Daddy Prince's child-wearing philosophy stems from the desire to hide his blemished tights or their jiggly contents: the evidence that life as a father doesn't allow for as much time in the royal gym as he'd like.


Still, he's light-years ahead of other fathers in his kingdom, most of whom still require nannies, wicked stepmothers, or fairy godmothers to do the dirty work of raising kids. 

For that, Daddy Prince, we salute you and your manly silver leggings. 

Wear-on, Daddy; Wear-on.

11 comments:

  1. Oh my word, you've topped yourself.

    This made me laugh so hard that I cried!

    (Although my favorite, humorous Heavenly post ever --you knew this was coming, right?-- will always be the bodyless Kangaroo post!!!)

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  2. Haha. You're too funny!

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  3. Oh that is so funny! Are those kids by chance madame alexander dolls from McDs? Savannah paired the mad hatter up with her bikini clad barbie (the only one she has) the other day ha ha.

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  4. omg that is hilarious....i happened upon your bog today and that totally brightened my day!! :) blessings!

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  5. You crack me up! I know I've said that before, but it's still true. :)

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  6. Totally love it. Gotta love the way kids think!!

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  7. That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

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  8. So cute! And very smart of your girls to know that Daddies can wear the babies (even royal ones!)

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  9. Bwahahahahaha! Oh, I LOVE this. So, so, SO funny!!

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  10. Oh gosh...that's funny! Too cute! Gotta love baby-wearing princes!

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Hmm...And how did that make you FEEL?