Things I forgot at the grocery store yesterday:
Oatmeal
Butter
Ground Turkey
Milk
Things I did not forget at the grocery store yesterday:
Oreo Cakesters
Brownies
Cocoa Krispies
Nail Clippers
I don't know what I must have been thinking, but it was clearly something along the lines of Chocolate will make my fingernails grow....
I was so close to getting a package of oreos yesterday. However, oreos are like crack to me. It would have been a bad situation. There would have been a huge chance that I would have become a big blue furry monster with googly eyes and crumbles in my fur.
ReplyDeleteNot a pretty sight.
I like your idea better. Nail length is essential if you are woman with style. ;)
HA! Now you just have to manage to not pick up any donuts when you go back for the milk...
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think! I'm suprised you were able to get anything at the store. I really needed to go yesterday but I didn't want to get out in the cold and then Trav convinced me the shelves would be empty anyway so I didn't want to waste a trip.
ReplyDeleteOr that you're pregnant?
ReplyDeleteMaybe?
Could be?
:-)
Hehe! Mmm. Chocolate. :)
ReplyDeletelaughing out loud :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I bet your family is happy happy happy!
ReplyDeleteChocolate for healthy nails! YES!
ReplyDeleteBahahahah! Maybe you're pregnant...you know, baby brain and chocolate cravings? ;)
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