Sometimes I Get Bored

I found these characters arranged on Mia's windowsill one day after an un-productive nap time and  had to see what they were up to...I apologize.

SCENE: It's a hot, sultry evening.  Bugs are whirring and zzzzzing along the countryside while the sun blazes from the west.  A small party of sightseers rounds the corner of an antebellum mansion, inspecting the premises.  A bluegrass band is tuning up in the distance, and conversational laughter mixed with tinkling glassware pours out from the open windows of the stately home.

Pink Lady #1: Well, I declare [declayuh]! Who in their [theyuh] right mind holds an open-house ball on the hottest day of the year [yeeuh]?!

Yellow Lady: Now Ella, you know very [verrah] well the Clampit's are a pack of [uh] no-count carpet-baggers, and can't be expected to follow our [ow-uh] traditions!  Why, they wouldn't know a summer [summah] day if it crawled outta their [theyuh] bags and whistled Dixie at them!  [Unexpectedly hee-hawing laughter pops out.]

Young Man: [Rolls eyes.] Apparently, Miss Belle, YOU don't know a summer day, either, or you wouldn't have chosen such an over-padded ball gown.  [Sighs at being confined to the company of such ninnies.]

Pink Lady #2: [Whispering conspiratorially.] My own dress, Mister [mistuh] Charming [chah-min], is not padded in the least...

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